Retirement Gifts: Funny Retired Shirts, Mugs and Tote Bags
Retirement gifts for the colleague who has been counting down in the break room. These are finished designs printed on t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and mugs, with a few tank tops and tote bags.
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Some name the job being left behind: Retired Heavy Equipment Operator, Retired School Bus Driver, Retired Aircraft Mechanic, Retired Game Warden, and Retired Nurse, Off the Clock for Good. Others name the plan: Retired, Ask Me Tomorrow, Retired, Professional Porch Sitter for a dog lover, Retired on Paper, Napping in Practice with a cat, and Retired and Spoiling Full Time. For new grandparents there are I'm Not Retired I'm a Full-Time Papa, Retired, Grandkid Chauffeur and Retired Mom, Full-Time Grandma. Retired 2027, Out of Office Forever carries the year. Still Handsome, Just Slower is for a grandpa with a sense of humor. An embroidered sweater fleece blanket is here too. Prices run $20.99–$49.99 depending on the product. Choose by the job or the plan, then the product.
Retired shirts by trade, and mugs for the last day
Ten of the products are mugs, an easy gift to leave on a desk on the last day: among them Retired Heavy Equipment Operator, Retired Game Warden and Retired 2027, Out of Office Forever. That last design has a beach version on a tote bag, and Retired, Ask Me Tomorrow comes on a tote bag and a tank top. For a gift from the whole team with the retiree's own name and years of service, start from custom mugs or custom blankets.
Make your own gift for a retiree
The designs on this page are finished artwork, ready to give as they are. To put your own words, a name or a photo on a gift for a retiree instead, start from custom t-shirts, custom hoodies, custom sweatshirts or custom mugs. The guide to printing on garments explains what makes artwork print cleanly on fabric, and the guide to printing on mugs does the same for drinkware.
Retirement Gifts: Funny Retired Shirts, Mugs and Tote Bags — common questions
- Which retirement designs name the job someone is retiring from?
- Retired Heavy Equipment Operator, Retired School Bus Driver, Retired Aircraft Mechanic, Retired Game Warden, and Retired Nurse, Off the Clock for Good.
- Is there a retirement gift with the year on it?
- Yes: Retired 2027, Out of Office Forever. It comes on clothing, a mug and a tank top, with a beach version on a tote bag.
- Which retirement gifts come on a tote bag?
- Two: the beach version of Retired 2027, Out of Office Forever, and Retired, Ask Me Tomorrow.
- Is there a retirement gift for someone who is about to be a full-time grandparent?
- Three: I'm Not Retired I'm a Full-Time Papa, Retired, Grandkid Chauffeur, and Retired Mom, Full-Time Grandma.